Insouciant Spell

There are tons of spells and potions and rituals out there and I've done my share of research. But one spell that keeps popping up is the Insouciant spell. I've heard it's effective but I'm too scared to try it since it comes with a long list of unappealing side effects including nausea, fatigue, difficulty breathing, coughing fits, thirst (this one doesn't bother me that much since I drink 3 liters of water everyday anyway), mood swings, salt cravings, and headaches. If you're brave enough (or desperately want to become a mermaid) to attempt this spell here it is:
(say the spell ten times)
Insouciant inclemency
Redoubtable mediocracy
Refutable humanity
Make me what I wish to be
A mermaid
Witches* one, witches* all
Give this power to me

Pronunciation:
In-soo-see-ent   in-klem-en-see
Re-dow-ta-bull   mee-dee-o-kra-see
Re-few-ta-bull   hew-man-i-tee

Make me what I wish to be
A mermaid
Witches* one, witches* all
Give this power to me

Meaning of the Spell (this is a word for word translation so it might not make sense):
Carefree severe
Formidable ruled by mediocrity
Proven false humankind

Make me what I wish to be
A mermaid
Witches* one, witches* all
Give this power to me



*you don't have to be a witch for this spell to work

When reciting the spell some part of you has to be touching water otherwise something really bad will happen.
You have to be a believer for this spell to work.
You have to be wearing something that is special to you (earrings, bracelet, necklace) this will become your symbol. You have to wear your symbol while reciting the spell and you cannot take it off for more than 2 hours at a time for the rest of your life.
It takes a month to become a mermaid.
After casting the spell do not look at the moon. Apparently the moon will take control of you much like in h2o.
There are some good side effects too, like extended lung capacity and the ability to sing really well.
Not everyone is effected by side effects but this is a rare exception and you also may not have done the spell right. Some girls experience other strange side effects like " I was about to get out of the shower i felt like i was gonna fall".


Hope you don't go through too much discomfort and I hope it's all worth it in the end!




8 comments:

  1. What is the symbol? Like element (fire water earth air etc.) or something? I don't get the symbol! Give me a few examples!

    unicornmuffinlover@gmail.com

    please send me some examples.

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    1. A symbol is any piece of jewelry that you wear when you do the spell and you will wear that symbol for the rest of your life. And be careful that you don't pick a symbol with too many stones or pieces that could fall out.

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  2. The symbol can be jewlry like a bracelet or a necklace. It can also be your hair or your eyes.

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  3. Hmmmm.. This is definitely one of the oldest mermaid spells I have read. Its take advantage of an essence which somehow resembles you. Check out my mermaid spells too!

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  5. What if I mess up the spell? When can I repeat it again?

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    1. If you mess up, you have to hide your Simbol for a week and then try again

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